(To the tune of Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones)

I can't get no, satisfaction
I can't get no, waves with action
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

Well I'm lookin' for some waves
And I pull up to my break
But the spot is full of snakes
Right here on my home turf
I just can't get no surf
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no, satisfaction
I can't get no, waves with action
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

Well I'm sittin' at the peak
And the waves are lookin' sweet
But the crowd it makes me freak
Lots of dirty looks
Man, this whole scene sucks
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no, satisfaction
I can't get no, waves with action
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

Now I gotta leave this place
And find me a better space
Where it's just me and my friends
And the swell, it never ends
And the rules, man they will bend
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no, no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction
I can't get no, no no no

 Lyrics by Mike Clancy