(to the tune of Hey Joe by Jimmy Hendrix)

Hey Dave, where you goin' with that board on your car
Hey Dave, I said, where ya goin' with that board on your car

I'm goin' down to shoot the curl right now
And I’m gonna rip like I’m a star
I'm goin' down to shoot the curl right now
And I’m gonna rip like I’m a star
Huh, and man I’m so cool

Hey Dave, I heard you shot the pier, and now you’re outa here
Hey Dave, I heard you shot the pier, and now you’re outa here

Yes, I did, I shot the pier and now I’m outa here
Yes, I did, I shot the pier and now I’m outa here, think I’ll drink a beer
‘Cause I SHOT it!

Hey Dave, where you headed now, where you gonna go
Hey Dave, where you headed now, where you gonna go

Well dig it
I'm goin' way down south
Way down Mexico way, alright
I'm goin' way down south
Way down where I can surf free
Ain't no crowd gonna jack on me
Ain’t no kkooks gonna snake me
I’ll find a lonely point break just for me
You better believe it’s just for me
Because it’s all about me, can’t you see

Lyrics by Mike Clancy, Paul Polgar and Dave Jenkins