(to the tune of Mustang Sally, by Wilson Pickett)

Longboard Doofus
She says to put your longboard down
Longboard Doofus, now baby
She says to put your longboard down
You like to surf 'till the sun goes down, now
But she wants your flat feet stuck on the ground

But all you wanna do is surf all day, baby (RIDE DOOFUS RIDE)
All you wanna do is surf all day, baby (RIDE DOOFUS RIDE)
All you wanna do is surf all day, baby (RIDE DOOFUS RIDE)
All you wanna do is surf all day, baby (RIDE DOOFUS RIDE)
One of these early mornings
You’re gonna wake up and she’ll be gone

You bought you your first new longboard
Back in nineteen sixty-five
But now that you’re together, with that woman
She don't wanna let you ride
Longboard Doofus, now baby
But she says to put your longboard down
You like to surf 'till the sun goes down, now
But you she wants your flat feet stuck on the ground

 But all you wanna do is surf all day, baby (RIDE DOOFUS RIDE)
 All you wanna do is surf all day, baby (RIDE DOOFUS RIDE)
 All you wanna do is surf all day, baby (RIDE DOOFUS RIDE)
 All you wanna do is surf all day, baby (RIDE DOOFUS RIDE)
 One of these early mornings
 You’re gonna wake up and she’ll be gone

 Lyrics by Mike Clancy