(To the tune of Duke of Earl, by Gene Chandler)

Doof, doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof

As I, I surf 'round this world
I see a lot of doofus girls
They're sweet tan wahinis
in butt-floss bikinis
And they love to shoot the curl

Oh I, I know I'm gonna love you
Oh yeah, and nothing can stop me now
'Cause I love my doofus girl

Doof, doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof

As I sit in the lineup and look at the beach
I see a thousand doofus girls and they all could be in my reach
So I paddle hard and take of and run to the nose
I hang 5 then 10 to impress all the doofus bimboes
But I know someday I'll find her, that special one
And we will surf together and follow the sun
A rare and precious pearl
She'll be my doofus, my doofus girl

Oh I, I know I'm gonna love you
Oh yeah, and nothing can stop me now
'Cause I love my doofus girl

Doof, doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof, doofus girls
Doof, doof

 Lyrics by Mike Clancy and Dave Jenkins