Doofus Doofus

(To the tune of Louie Louie by the Kingsmen)

'Cause they're Doofus Doofus
Oh, yeah, that's my friends
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes they're Doofus Doofus
Oh, baby, that's my friends

Now Dave and Paul think they're really cool
But they'd do better surfin' in a swimmin' pool
They always claim that they really rip
But I haven't seen it happen on this surf trip

'Cause they're Doofus Doofus
Oh, yeah, that's my friends
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes they're Doofus Doofus
Oh, baby, that's my friends

Now Mike and Dave are really a pair
All Dave ever talks about is his hair
To weather forecasts Mike's supposedly hip
But he hasn't been right yet on this trip

'Cause they're Doofus Doofus
Oh, yeah, that's my friends
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes they're Doofus Doofus
Oh, baby, that's my friends

Now Paul and Mike got a lot to learn
I know that they're jealous of my bottom turn
If smarts were food they'd really starve
'Cause they still haven't learned that I'm Dr. Carve

'Cause they're Doofus Doofus
Oh, yeah, that's my friends
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes they're Doofus Doofus
Oh, baby, that's my friends

Lyrics by Mike Clancy