(to the tune of GLORIA)

Like to tell you ‘bout my brothers
Well they doof around
Twenty-four a day
All over this town
They surfs around here
Just about sunrise
They make me surf so good, lord
They make me surf alright
And their name is D.  O.  O.  F.  U. 

D.O.O.F.U.S. (Doofus)
D.O.O.F.U.S. (Doofus)
Gonna doof it every night (Doofus)
Gonna doof it every day (Doofus)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

They comes around here
Just about sunrise
They make me surf so good
I wanna say they make me surf alright
They come walkin’ down the beach
They come up to our break
They wax up their boards
They paddle out
Then they make me surf alright 

D.O.O.F.U.S. (Doofus)
D.O.O.F.U.S. (Doofus)
Gonna doof it every night (Doofus)
Gonna doof it every day (Doofus)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
It’s so good
It’s alright
It’s so good

Lyrics by Paul Polgar and Mike Clancy