(to the tune of Ain't Got You, by The Yardbirds)

I got a Econoline woody
With an Alpine CD
I got a charge account at Ron Jon’s
But I ain’t got surf 

I got a garage full of surf toys
But no matter where I goes
Can’t get my toes on the nose
Cause I ain’t got surf 

I got a Surf Tech and a bikini store
I play the numbers, yeah, twenty oh four
I got a mojo, yeah, but don’t you know
I’m all pumped up with no wave to blow 

I got beaches to the right of me
I got beaches to the left of me
I got beaches all around me
But I ain’t got surf
No, I ain’t got surf

 I got a Surf Tech and a bikini store
I play the numbers, yeah, twenty oh four
I got a mojo, yeah, but don’t you know
I’m all pumped up with no wave to blow

I got beaches to the right of me
I got beaches to the left of me
I got beaches all around me
But I ain’t got surf
No, I ain’t got surf

Lyrics by Paul Polgar